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    My Cross Eyed Girl

    By anonymous | Cowboy Poetry | 0 comment | 6 February, 2017 | 0

    Oh she’s dead and gone away she kicked the bucket yesterday
    That Cross eyed gal that lives upon the hill
    She took strychnine and died now I hope she’s satisfied
    ‘Cause she done the whole durn thing against my will

    She’s my dandy she’s my daisy
    She’s humpbacked and she’s crazy
    She’s bowlegged knock-kneed and she’s blind
    She took strychnine and died now I hope she’s satisfied
    ‘Cause she’s done and gone and left me in a bind

    She said good-bye to me as she sat upon my knee
    She said we’d meet upon that golden shore
    But I took it as a joke, I never thought that she would croak
    Cause she never up and died on me before

    Now that she has gone to rest I’ll fulfill her last request
    And plant a bunch of onions on her grave
    So that when I’m passing by I can pucker up and cry
    Cause those doggone onions simply make me rave

    cross-eyed, dead, funny

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